**CONTAINS SENSITIVE SUBJECTS BECAUSE STORY ELEMENTS**
**BOOK DISCONTINUED, AU STILL BEING DEVELOPED THO, DM ME IF YOU WANNA KNOW MY NEW ACC**
Ask or Dare the Undertale characters almost anything! They are not on the surface yet, so they are still u...
Papyrus: Why not all of us? GROUP HUG!!! ^^ Doggo: Hug? (tail wags) Hug!! ^w^ Asgore: Of course you can! :) Sans: Sure, kid. * They all hug @Danny_the_dragon. All: 😊
Me: We've got some more from @AlolanNinetales13!
~Are the characters aware of AUs?
Sans: (nods) Papyrus: HORRORTALE SCARES ME (hides behind Chara) Frisk: Wow, Papyrus is actually scared of something... Sans: Outertale looks really cool! Papyrus: Of course it does. You're a huge nerd! Sans: Can't deny that. Undyne: I like Underfell!! Everyone is so badass!! Frisk: Underswap is pretty awesome. There's an evil Temmie and a village full of mentally challenged Floweys. Toriel: Oh, well, that sounds rather, er, interesting, my child... Chara: I like Storyshift. Azzy is actually here... (sighs sadly, then smiles a bit) Also, I look amazing in a hoodie~
~Who do you all think would be the most dangerous person to encounter on a murder run, besides Undyne & Sans?
Frisk: Definitely Papyrus. Something about him makes him look like the type of guy who will mess you up if you hurt his friends. Chara: Flowey. He'll fight anyone. Flowey: ME! FIGHT ME ASKER!!! Frisk: Flowey stahp. Toriel: Oh, um, I don't know... perhaps Alphys? Her intelligence and extensive understanding of technology could make her dangerous if she tried to fight. Asgore: I agree with Tori. Sans: Papyrus is harmless, so I'd have to say Grillbz. Come on, he's made of fire! Undyne: Besides me and Sans? Hmm... gotta say that Chara kid. She's pretty dangerous. Alphys: K-king Asgore. He'll fight anyone who hurts his friends, even if he's a p-pacifist. Papyrus: Nyeh... probably Frisk. They're pretty strong! Me: Doggo, since you're here, you may as well answer. Doggo: Oh, okay... um, maybe Papyrus. He's not book smart, but he's got street smarts, and under that naive personality, he looks like he can fuck you up. Toriel: Doggo! Doggo: Oops, I forgot the Queen was here.... um, s-sorry, Your Majesty!
Toriel: That's strike one, young man! Doggo: shit... I'm so boned. Me: DOG PUNS! Papyrus: Don't encourage him! Me: Why not, are you having a ruff day? Papyrus: Will you knock it off! 💢 Sans: That might be paws-ible! Papyrus: (angery)
Chara: Papyrus is 15?! Sans: Surprise. Papyrus: You never knew? Chara: nO Undyne: I'm the legal age of consent, but also still technically a teenager, so I could date almost anyone here uwu Grillby: (silent nodding)
~Rate everyone's innocence on a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being innocent af and 1 being an Internet sinner.
Kitty: 7 (I lost my innocence a long time ago, damn I miss it ;w;) Papyrus: 100 Sans: 6 Toriel: 7 Asgore: 9 Chara: 6 Frisk: 8 Asriel: 100 Flowey: 3 Doggo: 5 Grillby: 8 Undyne: 7 Alphys: 5 Mettaton: 2 Blooky: 10 Temmie: Temmie
Sans: Temmie? Temmie: (apparates next to him) hOi sAnD!! Sans: Oh good lord... Papyrus: Awww, a little temmie! (pets Temmie) Sans, don't be rude. Sans: Oh, sorry. Temmie: iS oKiE, tEMMiE fOUrgiVE sAnD!! pApY peT tEM!! Papyrus: (continues petting Temmie)
~How would the skeleton brothers react to Fontcest? (my autocorrect wanted to put it in capital letters lmao)
Papyrus: What's a fontcest? (goes to computer and opens google) Undyne: (flips desk and computer out the window before he can look it up) NOPE, NOT TODAY, NUH-UH, NOT HAPPENING, NOPE, PROTECT THE CINNAMON ROLL Sans: I'm just gonna assume what it is from the name and say hell no, get that sin outta here. Papyrus: (being hugged by Undyne) ówò ???
~I make Temmie a humanoid.
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(model by mizu-chann on DeviantArt) Temmie: hOi!! i'm tEMMiE :3 Frisk: SHE'S SO CUUUUUUTE ❤️ (hugs Temmie) Temmie: hOOmAn! SuCH... A cOOT!! mUsT... giVe hOOmAn tEMMiE-cUDDLes!! (hugs Frisk back tightly) 💚 Sans: The way she speaks makes my head hurt... Papyrus: Me too, brother. Doggo: Can we just keep her like this? She's less irritating. Me: Alright! :3 Papyrus: Does this mean I can't pet her anymore? Temmie: nU, pApY cAn stiLL peT tEM! tEM hAir sOft aN FLuFFy!! Papyrus: (pats her head) Undyne: I don't know how I feel about this...
~Why is Sans so weak?
Sans: R00d... haha, just kidding, pal. Well, I guess I was just born this way. Papyrus: And you never put in the effort to train and actually get your stats up! What would happen if someone tries to hurt you?! I can't be there to protect you 24/7! Sans: Pap, chill. We're safe. Papyrus: If you want me to "chill", brother, you need to stop being so lazy!!
Me: (steps in between them before they start arguing) Aaaaaand looks like we're out of comments for this chapter! Leave as many as you want, guys, because I'm running out of material, and I really love writing this uwu
