Ask or Dare Undertale

Hiding Something

GO SAVE HER, YOU KNIGHT IN A SHINY DRESS!

Fem!Grillby: But I'm wearing a turtleneck... eh whatever! (NYOOOOOOM)
* She runs over, snatches Fem!Sans from Lucy and runs away.
Fem!Sans: Thanks!
Fem!Grillby: Even if we're girls, you're still mine! (hugs her)

A song for Coco:
The coconut nut is a giant nut
If you eat too much, you'll get very fat
Now, the coconut nut is a big, big nut
But it's delicious nut is not a nut
It's the coco fruit (it's the coco fruit)
Of the coco tree (of the coco tree)
From the coco palm family
There are so many uses of the coconut tree
You can build a bigger house for the family
All you need is to find a coconut man
If he cuts the tree, he gets the fruit free
It's the coco fruit (it's the coco fruit)
Of the coco tree (of the coco tree)
From the coco palm family
The coconut bark for the kitchen floor
If you save some of it, you can build the door
Now, the coconut trunk, do not throw this junk
If you save some of it, you'll have the second floor
The coconut wood is very good
It can stand 20 years if you pray it would
Now, the coconut fruit, to tell you the truth
You can throw it or use it as firewood
The coconut leaves good shade it gives
For the roof, for the walls up against the eaves
Now, the coconut fruit, say my relatives
Make good cannonballs up against the eaves
It's the coco fruit (it's the coco fruit)
Of the coco tree (of the coco tree)
From the coco palm family
The coconut nut is a giant nut
If you eat too much, you'll get very fat
Now, the coconut nut is a big, big nut
But it's delicious nut is not a nut
It's the coco fruit (it's the coco fruit)
Of the coco tree (of the coco tree)
From the coco palm family
It's the coco fruit (it's the coco fruit)
Of the coco tree (of the coco tree)
From the coco palm family
It's the coco fruit (it's the coco fruit)
Of the coco tree (of the coco tree)
From the coco palm family
Ole!

Surrrrrrrre you aren't

Fem!Vegas: I hate you both so fucking much

Here's a dare that has nothing to do with anything! Everyone go to the mall and buy the weirdest thing you can find! (Yes, that includes you Sans) *Hands everyone 50 bucks*

* A while later...
Fem!MTT: (holding a bunch of shopping bags since everyone decided that she would carry everything)
Me: (wearing sunglasses, looking fly af)
Onlookers: (staring at everyone)
Undyne: (smirks) Smile and wave, girls, smile and wave.

"Maybe don't die?"
Grillby would be very useful in an emergency

Fem!Grillby: (crosses arms proudly)

I hate me too.

Fem!Papy: Wow, are you okay o-o;

Wtf - XD

Kitten stop eating the asks, we need those
*sprays her with water*

Me: (HISSSSSSSSSS)
Skelesisters: (IDEA) (raise spray bottles with evil smirks)
Me: nO

Good job! You get a cookie now 🍪🍪🍪

Me: (eats cookie while running from the skelesisters) THANK YOU ASKER, SOMEONE HELP ME

Why are we only giving Sans 1 pain of being a female? GIVE HIM(her?) ALL THE PAIN KITTY MWAHAHA

Me: whoosh
Fem!Sans: (points at Chara) Fuck you, (points at Flowey) fuck you, (points at Undyne) fuck you, (points to Gaster) you're cool, (points at asker) fuck you, I'm out. (leaves)

Undyne think fast! *chucks a tennis ball at her one eye*

* Undyne karate-chops it in half.
Fem!Papy: (star-eyed) Wowie!!!

I dare Grillby to read an X Reader of her/himself.
Also, I dare the skele sisters to read a fontcest.
AND YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO USE THAT POTION TO ERASE YOUR MEMORIES

Fem!Sans: (points at her sister) TOO PURE! We need that potion.
Fem!Papy: (doesn't remember what Fontcest is)
Frisk: (passes her a slushie) Drink this.
Fem!Papy: Okay! :3 (drinks it) What was in that?
Frisk: (pats her head and winks) You'll see.
Fem!Grillby: (has finished the X Reader, is now very concerned as to how people see her)

* The Skelesisters read a Fontcest fic. While Fem!Sans looks disgusted, Fem!Papy just looks confused.
Fem!Papy: I don't get any of this. What is it saying? All I really understand is how our names keep coming up.
Fem!Sans: *Thank you so much kid* Iiiiit's not important how about we go make some food?
Fem!Papy: Oh, okay! :D
Frisk: Innocence enhancer. New recipe. I think you know where I got it from.
* Gaster, Frisk and Alphys all high-five.

Oh yeah. I'm dumb :D

Fem!Sans: You aren't dumb, kid.

*throws MTT into a random room with MTT fan... stuff.... YEAH*

* (GENDERBENT ROBOT SCREAMING)
Me: SORRY METTA!!! Now here's an ask I forgot about!

Papyrus is f*cking freakishly intelligent. Thank god he's such a sweetheart or else I don't want to know what would happen. *looks at GZtale* On second thought, I do know what would happen, and it is not pretty.
And as scary as it is to say, I think he does know more too, Sans. Obviously, I'm not putting you down in anyway, Sans, but you're brother... there is definitely something he knows that he's pretending he doesn't.

Fem!Sans: My brother... er, sister, at the moment... is probably as smart as me and Dad. Maybe even smarter. Nothing gets past her. Nothing. She plays dumb on purpose so others let their guard down around her, and she can find out more about the current situation because others don't think she's bright enough to understand everything they say. In reality, she understands every word. She was the top student in English in elementary, aced nearly every test. She probably read the dictionary cover-to-cover. She's almost like me — rather than get involved, she sits back and watches it all unfold just to hide how smart she is and how much she really knows about the world. Also, regarding the missing and highlighted notes situation, Dad freaked the fuck out when he saw what happened back then, so badly I thought he was going to have a nervous breakdown. He almost did! He always tells us that we're the brightest things in his life, and he's give away everything to keep us safe and make sure we never change from who we are. He must have been shocked to see what my sister is capable of. And about those notes... I just recently found out which of them in particular were missing that day.

Ok let me help sans and papy!! I DARE EVERY ASKER EXCEPT ME TO HAVE THEIR PEROID FOR 2 CHAPTERS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA and I dare Ton-Ton to prank everyone!!!! :3

Fem!MTT: (sets up the classic water-bucket prank)
* Fem!Papy walks under it, but hears the bucket fall. A split second before the water hits her, she vanishes in a flash of orange magic.
Fem!MTT: (shocked) What the?!?!
Fem!Papy: (has ended up outside) How... how did I do that...?

Fem!Sans: (was watching from around the corner) This is very not good.
????? 6: (evil chuckling) This is very good.