**CONTAINS SENSITIVE SUBJECTS BECAUSE STORY ELEMENTS**
**BOOK DISCONTINUED, AU STILL BEING DEVELOPED THO, DM ME IF YOU WANNA KNOW MY NEW ACC**
Ask or Dare the Undertale characters almost anything! They are not on the surface yet, so they are still u...
Alphys: N-no, n-not anymore. He's married. S-someone else... buT HEY THE GOOD THING IS I'M NEARLY OVER THIS SANS-CRUSH PHASE owo;
Hehe u-um it's okay ^^
US!Pap: (relieved sigh) I thought I was going to upset you. I'm glad that we're still good ^^
Ah. That's what I was thinking. Thank you Sans and Undyne for confirming my theory :3
Sans: No prob kid. Undyne: You're welcome, punk!
sH YOU NEVER KNOW WHO'S LISTENING—
Everyone: (instinctually look at Gaster) Gaster: Hey, what did I do??
d'awhhhhhh
Papyrus: (cocks head innocently) ???
pAPS WE LOVE YOU BECAUSE YOU LOCK US IN SHEDS INSTEAD OF KILLING US YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE AND NOBODY WANTS YOU DEAD EXCEPT FOR WEIRDOS AND POSSIBLY TURTLE
Papyrus: Heh, thanks... but wait, why would Turtle want me dead...?
"don't be a dick" >> *handles situation beautifully* hOWWW
US!Pap: You think I know?? I bet my brother five dollars I would fuck it up! Blue: (waves a $5 bill in his hand) Looks like I won!~
Hey, you dealt with that well. ^^
US!Pap: Thanks! ^^;
Hmmm... is one of you Fuku? And is the one of the others Drunk Bun or Riverperson?
Fuku: Damn it. I've been exposed. ????? 3: Well played, Turtle! You found out one of us! Now you only have three left. Fuku: You got me. I was 4. Heh, I just wanted to make sure Dad and Sans weren't hurt, so I teamed up with these three when I found out they were trying to protect them, too.
No problem. Just let me know when you wanna make the move and I'll help.
US!Pap: I'd like to make it soon...
Don't you baka me, young man! *thwaps him with the newspaper*
US!Pap: Ow! (rubs head) Alright, mom. Anyway, any tips...?
Well, we can ask her if she does.
US!Pap: That's way too direct for me... I'm pretty shy... >\\\\\\\\>
God DAMMIT ALPHYS!
Alphys: ;\\\w\\\;
Yes, she is. Why do you think she freaked out when you had to kiss her a few chapterS back! Why are all you skeletons so oblivious to people crushing on you?!
Sans: It's apparently genetic. (signals towards Gaster) * Gaster is sitting on a chair, drawing something on a sketchpad, while Alphys is looking in his direction and blushing almost as hard as she does around Undyne. Sans: I ship it. Wait, where's Paps?
Papyrus. Don't feel awful. Look, I know it sounds bad, but please try to understand what I'm about to tell you. You. You are perfect the way you are. You are kind, caring, confident and amazing, but, you are so kind that you wouldnt be able to make the call to possibly kill. Now, I don't want you to think that you have to change who you are to be a royal guard, because the status of Royal Guard is not worth your personality. Please, don't be hurt by her decision. She made it because she loves you and it would tear her apart if you ever changed. So please. Be happy. You may not be a royal guard, but you're something much better.... you're you.
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