Ask or Dare Undertale

We're the Perfect Two

I made this awkward.....I'm just gonna... *sits in a corner* *cries from embarrassment*

US!Pap: No, no, kid, it's alright... I'm not mad, if that's what you're thinking...

Ùwú *keeps singing da viva Las Vegas song* ÔwÔ

Vegas: Oh good lord...
?????: (joins in) :D

Oops! My dare broke the smol skel. Guess grillby was just too hot for him to handle ;D

Sans: Well n-no shit o\\\\\\\\\\\\o
Grillby: (blushes) ^\\\\\\\\\\\^

YAY, Froggo likes me! HEY... HEY MA! LOOK, PEOPLE LIKE ME! ;w;

Turtle's Mom: Good for you, sweetie ^^
Me: How'd she get here o-o

*slaps uf sans* -_-

UF!Sans: (holds his cheek) Ow! R00d!

I now ship Muffet with US!Muffet, just so Muffet can have a replacement for Grillby XD

Muffet: Hmm, now that you mention it... I do like Grillby more, but I wouldn't be against the idea~
US!Muffet: Don't get any funny ideas, I'm a taken lady ō_ō

~US!Muffet, kiss US!Pap!

US!Muffet: Gladly~ Oh PAPYRUS!~
US!Pap: Hm? Oh, Muffet! Need somethin'?
* US!Muffet tugs him forward and kisses him on the mouth.
US!Pap: ‼️
US!Muffet: 💜💜💜
* She lets him go and acts like nothing happened, a light blush on her face alongside a cute, smug grin.
US!Pap: Heh... w-wow... ^\\\\\\\\\\^; (face is orange)

~What happened to the six humans? I've been meaning to ask for a while but never got to it.

Flowey: Funny story, actually — Asgore didn't kill any of them. Tommy, the Bravery human, froze to death in Snowdin. Alyssa, the Justice girl, fell off the bridge in Waterfall and died upon hitting the ground in the dump. Ben, the green-souled kid, died of heatstroke in Hotland. Felisha, the Patience human with the cyan soul, died of an illness in the Ruins. Sylvia, the kid with the purple soul, fell in the water and drowned in Waterfall when she lost her glasses... and I may or may not have killed the Integrity human, Jainee.

~Papyrus can play the guitar, right? Play a song for Chara! :3

Papyrus: (face turns orange) U-um... okay... (picks up guitar)
* Frisk tugs Chara into the room. She blushes when she sees Papyrus sitting on the couch, holding his guitar and a shy smile on his face.
* Undyne sits at her piano, ready to help with the tune.
Papyrus: *You can do this, Papyrus... come on, stop being so awkward...*
* Sans walks up behind Chara and gives his brother a thumbs-up. Papyrus smiles as Undyne starts to play the piano.

Papyrus: I can be the peanut butter to your jelly, I can be the butterflies you feel in your belly. I can be the captain and you can be my first mate, I always get a chill when I think of our first date~

I can be the hero, you can be the sidekick, I can be the tear that you cry if we ever split. I can be the rain from the cloud when it's stormin', or I can be the sun when it shines in the mornin'~

Don't know if I could ever be, without you, 'cause girl, you complete me! And in time, I know that we'll both see, that we're all we need!

'Cause you're the apple to my pie, you're the straw to my berry~ You're the music to my life, and you're the one I wanna marry!

'Cause you're the one for me, for me, and I'm the one for you, for you, you take the both of us, of us, and we're the perfect two~ We're the perfect two~ We're the perfect two~ Baby, me and you... we're the perfect two~

I can be the prince and you can be the princess, I can be the sweet tooth, you can be the dentist~ I can be the shoes and you can be the laces, this'll be a love that'll last for the ages~

I can be the vodka and you can be the chaser, I can be the pencil and you can be the paper! I can be as cold as the winter weather, but I don't care as long as we're together~

Don't know if I could ever be without you, 'cause girl you complete me! In time, I know that we'll both see, that we're all we need!

'Cause you're the apple to my pie, you're the straw to my berry~ You're the music to my life, and you're the one I wanna marry!

'Cause you're the one for me, for me, and I'm the one for you, for you, you take the both of us, of us, and we're the perfect two~ We're the perfect two~ We're the perfect two~ Baby, me and you... We're the perfect two~

* They both fade out the music as Chara covers her mouth, blushing. She runs up and hugs him. A bit surprised, he hugs her back.
Papyrus: I really like you, Chara...
Chara: Heh, I like you too, you adorable bonehead ❤️

Me: Well, that was absolutely fucking adorable! Leave more comments! By the way, just some free advertising, I'm currently writing another fanfic called "I Messed Up". I'd appreciate it if you read it! :3