woAH—WHO TAUGHT PAPY HOW TO SWEAR?!
Papyrus: Dammit, busted. Anyway, Sans swears a lot, so I guess I just picked it up. Plus, a lot of people around here swear, like Chara, for instance.
Chara: (stubs toe on table) OW, FUCK
Papyrus: See?
Sans: I'm the wORST BROTHER EVer ;^;
Papyrus: (hugs him tightly) You are not! You are the best brother ever, I tell you that every day! Now stop talking like that before I slap the shit out of you :3
Sans: oH oKAy
(A mix of Death by Glamour, Spear of Justice, Spider Dance and Megalovania plays as Ryan runs in kicking the tables)
Undyne: Heya, punk! Join the party! (flips another table)
Flowey: OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU LIVING PIECE OF SUSHI WILL YOU PLEASE STOP FUCKING UP EVERYTHING YOU SEE
Undyne: NEVERRRRRRR
Alphys: Undyne pls... ( •-•;)
PAPYRUS!!! PROFANITIES!
Papyrus: Nyeh 🖕
Frisk: BAHAHA
Sans: WHO TAUGHT HIM HOW TO DO THAT?! I'M CONTEMPLATING WHETHER TO LAUGH LIKE A FUCKING HYENA OR TO BITCH-SLAP SOMEONE RIGHT NOW!!
Chara: ayyyyyy (high-fives Papyrus)
Sans: (RAGE MODE INITIATED, ALL SYSTEMS GO) CHARA YOU ARE SO DEAD TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEE (chases)
Chara: SHIT (runs away)
Frisk: To be fair, he's 15, this should've been expected.
Papyrus: (eyes turn red, looks at Frisk) are you trying to imply something human
Frisk: sHiT (runs away)
Papyrus: uwu✨
Temmie: (waves) hOi, i'M tEMMiE!
NO TAKING THE FISH SOUL! BAD, BAD!
And good Alphys!
Flowey: 💢
Alphys: T-thank you... ^^
The "no you can't" is that you should pretend you can't see me lmao
Flowey: (overemphasizing sarcasm) Oh, I can not see the asker. It appears that they are invisible. I do not know where they went.
Chara: (laughs)
...Oh...well then... *gets down from the tree I didn't know I was hiding in* ... *lies down on the ground, having an internal crisis about my very existence*
Flowey: (pats Turtle's shoulder) It's alright...
You're right, patience is a virtue! But I'm keeping the shirt on... you'll have constant support for everything you do now!
Unless you murder someone... murder is bad... I'd take the shirt off then...
Grillby: I'm not gonna murder anyone! >w<
*coughs*
Chara, you do know what the F-word means, right?
Chara: Of course I do, are you calling me stupid? .3.
haha Sans didn't make a pun though. He respected his brother's wishes.
Papyrus: He did, but that doesn't mean the others did.
Chara & Toriel: (finger guns)
pAPS NO
NO CURSING
Papyrus: Why is everyone making such a big deal out of me knowing how to curse? ōwô
Frisk: Because you're a cinnamon roll. (hugs him)
Papyrus: Nyeh! ^^ (hugs Frisk back)
Sans: How often do I curse that he picked it up that fast?!
Flowey: FIGHT ME, TRASHBAG!!!
Sans: PISS OFF, PETALS!! (realization) ...oh.
Papyrus: (smirks and raises eyebrows)
Sans: Don't you start.
Papyrus: This is payback for all the awful puns you've put me through over the years!
uh...
well, I'm not gonna be in a car all day!
Papyrus: That's good! We're actually considering taking a road trip this summer, but being stuck in the car for so long is a bit torturous. I especially feel bad for King Asgore and Queen Toriel, because they have fur, and everyone knows being in a hot car with a fur coat on makes it feel like you're dying. Imagine not being able to take that coat off!
Eeh in that case, can someone torture Flowey, I wanna see it in person.
Chara: (chases Flowey with weed killer)
Flowey: MY EYES, SHE GOT WEED KILLER IN MY EYES
Sans: (chases Flowey with a weedwhacker)
Flowey: GET AWAY FROM ME WITH THAT SHIT, SMILEY TRASHBAG
Papyrus: (throws a book at Flowey) Nyeh!!
Flowey: OW, PAPERCUT!!!
Frisk: (chases Flowey with a laptop open to a Tumblr page)
Flowey: FRISK YOU EVIL BASTARD I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!!!
Frisk: Make sure to leave more asks and dares for us in the comments! GET BACK HERE FLOWEY :3
Flowey: SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!
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Rastgele**CONTAINS SENSITIVE SUBJECTS BECAUSE STORY ELEMENTS** **BOOK DISCONTINUED, AU STILL BEING DEVELOPED THO, DM ME IF YOU WANNA KNOW MY NEW ACC** Ask or Dare the Undertale characters almost anything! They are not on the surface yet, so they are still u...
