I wonder if they saw the weird ecto-stomach fetish art too... that stuff can be really weird... like weirder than the reproductive appendages...
Sans: MY FUCKING EYES WHAT THE FUCK
Papyrus: SOMEBODY KILL ME
Chara: WHY, WHY DOES THIS EXIST
* In the other room, Frisk crosses "Somebody kill me!" off of their "Things I Thought I Would Never Hear Papyrus Say" list.
(Cutie the Kitten appears)
Lol have fun sans
Cutie: SANS!
Sans: WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME?!
Me: BECAUSE WE'RE DELTA AIRLINES, AND LIFE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE~
Frisk: Kitty stop.
Me: NEVER
Cutie: LOVE ME
Sans: GO THE FUCK AWAY
Papyrus: I should help...
Alphys: Nah.
Undyne: Let's watch him suffer for a little while.
Sans: YOU GUYS ARE DEAD TO ME
Grillby: TheReturnOfTurtle, do I have permission to kill her?
Sans: PLEASE DO, JESUS CHRIST, GET THIS FURRY OFF OF ME
* Papyrus laughs so hard he falls over.
Sans: THIS IS NOT FUNNY PAPYRUS!!!
Papyrus: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT IT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS
Me: Here's the perfect segway! I drew Cutie the Kitten in my art book. Go check it out! ^^
GAH!
I can't stand it! All the characters are so freaking adorable >w<
Except for Mettaton... he's a weird sex-bot...
But other than him...
All the others are so quirky and lovable just like in the game >.<
Even Undyne with her table flipping XDXD
Me: Aw, thanks! It means a lot. I was worried I was making them too OOC! ^^; Fun Fact: I nearly typed "GAY" up there instead of "GAH" XD
Undyne: Thanks! By the way, Turtle, we heard today was your birthday! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PUNK! >w<
Papyrus: What Undyne said! ^^
And Alphys, Frisk x Tem is my new crackship too XD
Alphys: Crackship pals! (high-five) W-wanna help me with my shipping scrapbook? ^w^
OMG!!!! AH! You two! Grillby, Sans, you two are so freakin gsdkcjhava— *turtle.exe has stopped functioning*
Sans: shit. ALPHYS!!!
Cutie: (chases him) SANS GET BACK HERE
Sans: THIS IS UP TO YOU GUYS NOW (nyoom)
Papyrus: D:
Also, Grillby zoning out mid-game XDXD
Grillby: I wasn't paying much attention, so Queen Toriel took me by surprise ^^;
Frisk: New crackship!
sHUSH IT HAS FRAGMENTS REMAINING
Undyne: True dat.
yUP
(so omg asgore
*coughs*
dON'T YOU EVER LOSE SIGHT OF THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH THE BEST WIFE!!
*coughs*)
Asgore: Indeed I have ❤️
Me: AWWWWWWW!!!!
Toriel: (smiles and blushes)
Undyne: How could people think she hates him??? THEY'RE SO CUTE TOGETHER IT MAKES ME WANT TO FLIP A TABLE IN THE FACE OF ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE!!!!
If he was hurt, I'm pretty sure he'd be dust rn
Papyrus: Don't remind me ;^;
Sans: (hugs him) I'm right here, bro. I'm not gonna die.
Cutie: (in the distance) SANS! Where are you?!
Sans: bro, hide me.
*shipping*
(lol yes my setup worked)
Temmie: ^^ ~❤️
Flowey: ò\\\\\\\\\\ó — ...❤️...
UNDYNE, Y E S !!!!
Undyne: OTP FOREVER BITCHES, WHO'S WITH ME?!
yup!!
Blooky: .....you seem really nice...... ^^
Aw, Asgore x3
Asgore & Toriel: ^-^
You are very welcome, Grillby :)
Grillby: ^w^
...AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW that was really frickin' adorable Papyrus >w<
Papyrus: Nyeh heh heh! ùwú✨
Don't drown yourself, drown the fandom
Me: Great idea! >:D
* A blank slate person appears with the words UNDERTALE FANDOM written across their chest.
* Kitty drowns them in the kitchen sink.
Me: BITCH!
Toriel: My child, please stop this.
Me: They draw sexual art of you and Sans.
Toriel: ...
* Toriel assists Kitty in the drowning of the fandom.
* Sans would help too, but he is currently running from Cutie.
Lmao, Alphys tho XDXD
Also, I like how casual Undyne was XDXD
Undyne: Me and Papyrus are closer than anyone. He'd probably know what was going on based on the look in my eye!
Alphys: I w-wasn't expecting him to kiss me so suddenly... I got a little nervous o\\\\\\\\\\o
ahhhhHHH
Papyrus: WHY ARE WE SCREAMING
Undyne: I DON'T KNOW
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Sans: (running from Cutie) FUUUUUUUUUUCK
Frisk: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Undyne: NGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Flowey: KILL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Chara: GUYS IF WE KEEP SCREAMING WE'RE GONNA CRASH THE CHA—
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Разное**CONTAINS SENSITIVE SUBJECTS BECAUSE STORY ELEMENTS** **BOOK DISCONTINUED, AU STILL BEING DEVELOPED THO, DM ME IF YOU WANNA KNOW MY NEW ACC** Ask or Dare the Undertale characters almost anything! They are not on the surface yet, so they are still u...
