Oblivious

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o-o Pap knows Japanese?

Papyrus: Hai! Arufī wa watashi ni oshiete kureta! ("Yes! Alphys taught me!")
Sans: holy shit—
Gaster: (wide-eyed) So he's quad-lingual. He knows four languages. That's actually very impressive!
Sans: I agree!
Undyne: Wait, quad?
Sans: Me, Dad and Pap all speak English, Spanish, and Wingdings. Papyrus apparently speaks Japanese now, which is cool!

*pops over gaster's shoulder* What'cha drawing, doctor G?

Gaster: (surprisingly chill with people calling him Dr. G)
* He shows the asker his sketchbook with a small smile. He's actually very good at art, apparently, and is drawing a picture of a wolf.

Also, Alphys... I know, I know, Gaster and Sans are both all smart and nerdy... BUT YOU GOT THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR FISH YOU PLAYS PIANO AND LOVES DUCKS!

Alphys: (embarrassed noise) I know, and I love Undyne to bits, but I can't help it ;w;

What I said in the last chapter still stands. They and all of us, love you for who you are. Please, don't forget that.

Paps!! We love you!
We don't want you to dust!

Papyrus: ...
* Papyrus pulls the askers into a hug.
Papyrus: ...thanks. (small, cute smile)

Ok ima let u finish but how did Asgore get cyan girl's soul if it was in the ruins?

Flowey: I dragged her body into view of other monsters then left before they saw me.

Damn Sans. Why are you hiding things you're good at? Show off some time! It's fun!

Sans: nO
Me: Come on, Sans! I actually did that once. I f#cking demolished everyone on the dance floor at a party.
Sans: (EMBARRASSED SKELE NOISE)

I will rap guns and ships for you and make you understand
also hercFAYETTE is a majour ship—

Me: (clueless as to wtf you're talking about)

Me too, Undyne

Undyne: :3

Are all skeleton's just natural chill to the BONE about everything?
...Okay, I'll stop now, I can hear Papy screaming

* Papyrus is indeed screaming.
Gaster: (opening a cigarette pack outside) That, and... (looks away, smiles shyly) I actually wanted an excuse to do that. (facepalms and laughs, slightly embarrassed) Well would you look at that, both of the Royal Scientists get crushes way too easily!

that's wayyyyy more embarassing than being able to sing--
i sing like a dying whale,, but uglier
an anti-siren

Gaster: Well, sirens sing and cause ships to crash, so technically being an anti-siren would be a good thing...!

Is it because of your special attack?

Papyrus: I'm also scared of Dogamy. Dogaressa is less threatening and she's actually pretty nice to me owo;

that sounds adorable

Asgore: (embarrassed goat-dad noises)

US!Pap and US!Muffet, keep being cute

US!Muffet: (cute smile)
US!Pap: (blush) *shit she's so adorable* o-o;

Alphys, don't worry about being caught. You could propose to one of those skeletons and they'd still be oblivious.

Me: (doubles over laughing)
Alphys: (laughs) They are p-pretty oblivious. I g-guess I'm s-safe for now!
Me: Or so she thinks. FEED ME COMMENTS!!

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