Ask or Dare Undertale

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Chara: (stumbles downstairs) Ready for another chapter...
Sans: Woah, kid. You're not lookin' so good. What happened?
Chara: I... don't remember... I'm just a bit dizzy, s'all... eh, don't worry, comedian. I'll be fine. I'm tough.
Papyrus: (playing innocent) Chara? Do you need something? Maybe you should rest...
Chara: No, Papy, I'm fine. I appreciate the concern, though. (cute smile)
Adult!Frisk: (already recovered, since they're an adult) Alright, onto the comments!

*doesn't have their usual cheery tone*  Chara, Frisk are you two alright?

Chara: Me n' Frisky Bitz are both alright. Uh, say... do you... remember anything that happened...?
Papyrus: (in the corner, looking at his feet) ...
* You feel your sins crawling on your back...

Dawwww, sansss

Sans: (smiling brightly) Considering how humans used to treat LGBTAQ+ and things like that, and how some still do by Snow's experience, it's really heartwarming to see how many people support it ❤️

Ryan: (hugs SF!Papyrus, smiling cutely)

SF!Pap: Heh, hey there kiddo. Need somethin'?

*kicks down the door* PAPYRUS YOU BETTER NOT DIE *hugs his leg and doesn't let go no matter what anyone does* I'M NOT LETTING GO IF IT MEANS YOULL DIE

Papyrus: (confused expression, playing dumb) Um, human???
Sans: (peeks in the door) WHAT'S THIS TALK ABOUT MY BROTHER DYING
Gaster: I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON OVER HERE
Papyrus: Dad, Sans, chill! (smooth cover-up) The asker's just overreacting because I hurt myself.
Sans & Gaster: (eyes narrow, not buying it)
Papyrus: (changes subject) How does one get an asker off their leg??
Chara: I think there's a cheat code.
Flowey: Command them, like a dog!
Adult!Frisk: Crowbar?
* Everyone laughs.

Sans, you are a badass, also Chara and Flowey *snaps finger and a mountain of chocolate falls down on top of her, then a mountain of gummy worms fall on top of Flowey and they're his favourite kind* enjoy! *still clinging onto papyrus*

Flowey: FUCK YEAH! (buried in gummy worms)
Chara: THANKS ASKER!!! (nomnomnom)
Papyrus: hELP—
Sans: Heh, thanks, kid! (trademark wink)

*hides with cinnamon still in mouth* maybe me

Alphys: (holding Undyne back) U-Undyne, p-please don't murder the asker...
Undyne: (literally breathing fire) THEY HURT YOU AND NOW THEY MUST DIE
Sans: And she calls me overprotective...

and the moral of the story is don't hurt fish woman's girlfriend

Undyne: EXACTLY!!!!

Papyrus: (didn't even bother to go to the lab this time around or change into his lab coat, is just sitting outside behind the house against the wall) ...

MISSED ME MISSED ME, NOW YOU CANT KILL ME

Papyrus: (chuckles a bit, confused) Asker, why would I want to kill you?

BonBon: PAPS DON'T DO THIS! IF ANYTHING, JUST TAKE MY DETERMINATION SOUL!!! *her soul appears and the seven souls surround it and all the monster souls appear around the seven souls* I DIDN'T KILL ANYONE THO! THESE ARE JUST COPIES!!!
Dance(*cough* Bae *cough* aka Dancetale Sans :3): BONBON!!! DON'T DO THIS!!! *starts to sob*

BonBon: The DETERMINATION soul contains more than half my powers. But you guys are worth more than me.
Dance: *hugs BonBon from behind* NO!! DON'T!

Papyrus: H-human, I couldn't possibly. Your lover seems to care a lot about you. I couldn't take an innocent person's soul... and I couldn't do that to another Sans. (hugs them both) Keep your soul... please. I'll make this experiment work, I'm sure of it.

Fine, but answer me something
Do you question alphys sanity for the DT experiments?
Do you question Asgores sanity for the law about killing humans?
Do you question Charas sanity for their plan from long ago?
We all need a nudge in the right direction from time to time, Paps.

Papyrus: I... I can do this alone. I know it. Sans and Prince Asriel are the ones who question Chara's sanity, not me.

*whispers quietly but loud enough for paps to hear*
I'm guessing you want to experience the surface world like how askers get to. Fine. I doubt we will be able to stop you. But just a warning *chuckles darkly* the surface isn't a kind place for monsters.

Papyrus: Anywhere is better than this hell hole. I love Snowdin, it's where I grew up, but I want to see the surface with my family...

Kinda too late there, Paps. 6 kids were already killed. You're trying to break it without taking anymore lives, but in the process you're ruining your own.

Papyrus: I'm not important. My family is. I'll give away everything I have, even my soul if necessary, to make them happy.

Wow someone's kinky

Papyrus: (still his mostly-innocent self, doesn't know what a kink is) (cocks head like a dog) What does that word mean...?

Well they questioned that before paps *ba dum tsh*
...bad time?

Papyrus: (laughs a bit) Not at all. That was a good one!

Papy, please... think about what could happen... *begging dragon eyes* You could accidentally kill someone! And think about Chara! She would want to kill herself if you died just to come to the surface, so please don't!

Papyrus: Oh come on, don't give me that look... I c-can't back out. And I nearly did kill Frisk... I checked their health, they nearly died... Chara was okay, at about 87 health, but Frisk flinched really badly, which made the needle hurt more... and Chara could find someone new, I'm sure of it. She's so... perfect, probably all the humans at her school would like her. I do love her, with my heart and soul, and I know she loves me too, but I don't want her to cry over me if I screw this up...

*sobbing* Paps, stop! This is wrong! Don't hurt the determination twins, they don't deserve it!

Papyrus: (starts breaking down) I-I know, a-and I feel so bad for doing that... I never wanted to hurt them, but there's no other living humans around here... I-I need this to work, I j-just need it to...
* He hugs his knees and hides his face. You can hear sniffling.

Sans: (was eavesdropping around the corner the whole time) (speaks so quietly he can barely hear himself) ...bro...
????? 6: (stalking Sans) Hehehe... that stupid lanky skeleton is luring him right into place, and he doesn't even know it.