Don't You Remember? (featuring sexual innuendos)

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(HOLY FUCK HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE I UPDATED THIS GARBAGE)
(ill write a special chapter after this im sorry for being a turtle xd)
(i'm still getting back into the swing of writing this book, so sorry if this chapter is bad--)

*puts a teddy papyrus with Chara*

* She hugs it tightly, looking calm and content.

*proceeds to take pictures, sending it to Chara and Papyrus*

* Papyrus' phone buzzes. He stirs and wakes up.

Papyrus: Hmm..?? (sees Chara and smiles, slowly taking her arm off of her to check his phone)

Chara: (continues to sleep)

* Papyrus sits up slowly and opens his messages. He blushes a bit, embarrassed, when he sees that someone took a picture of him and Chara cuddling.

Papyrus: (sighs a bit) You guys are all about your ships...

Paps, with so much blood, you're gonna pass out from blood loss.

Papyrus: More like Ambrosia's gonna. Hah, you should've heard Ginger scream! (oddly carefree laughing)

theres a word for that. its called a coma.

Sans: (still unconscious upstairs)

Papyrus: I really hope it's not a coma... although, I think shock comas are a thing... seeing me rabidly attack someone with no intents of mercy would definitely surprise him...

Papyrus, eat a snickers. Because you turn into a creepy, bloody, insane skelebone when you're hungry

Papyrus: (sticks out his tongue teasingly) I'll take some candy, but I'm more miserable and complainy-- (munch)

That would mean you're dead if you sleep forever.

Papyrus: Well, I'm a skeleton, I'm probably sick as fuck, and I feel pretty dead, so I'm 3/4 of the way there...

Secrets out papyrus is secretly a furry

Papyrus: nani the fuck is wrong with you

*looks for the pills* *grabs the pills he has now*

KIRBY POWERS *inhales them*

* He takes them back gently, too tired to really be that annoyed.

Papyrus: If you need to know, I'll explain why I need these. The fresh DT I'm using doesn't guarantee that the hybrids will be healthy. I spilled a bit of the determination I extracted on the table, and the Frisk and Chara samples mixed together. I was able to get it back into the bottle, since it's kind of a newtonian fluid, but since they mixed and I can't separate them, the hybrids might be incredibly sick or lacking something in their systems. These pills will boost their immune systems and make their bodies stronger, even if consuming them does feel like your body is on fire. So I'd recommend not inhaling them like Kirby. If you had a whole canister, the pain would be unimaginable. It would be like  if a bomb exploded inside of your body. You would be dead before you had the chance to scream. But hey, you're a human, kind of. Maybe it would be different for you.

sleep papy
*sings u a terrible lullaby and tucks u in*
*gives u a goodnight kiss*

S L E E P

Papyrus: I was just asleep though... (laughs tiredly) I can't go back to sleep right now...

D E T E R M I N A T I O N

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⏰ Last updated: Jun 23, 2018 ⏰

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