AT!Sans, are you okay?
AT!Sans: NO, NO I AM NOT (blushes, hides face again)
AT!Asgore: ??? :3
AT!Tori: *holy fucking shit, they are perfect, I NEED TO SET THEM UP*
Oh shit the fourth wall broke even more...
Me: WHO KNEW THAT WAS POSSIBLE •-•
Undyne: Yeah that thing is pretty much completely destroyed.
What? Is eating with vacuum cleaner sound effects not normal?
Toriel: Not... usually...?
AT!Sans: (mumbles) what the fuck...?
i am so confuzzled
papsfan7 needs pUrging
* to papyfan7 *
you are not pure enough
plus you're doing paps a discomfort
yoU mUst be pUrged
Papy Fan #7: (hugging him tightly) MINE. Anyone who comes near him gets a kick in the stomach! My husbando! (hugs tighter)
Papyrus: please help, can't breathe, personal space dammit
Papy Fan #7: I am your personal space.
Papyrus: ?????
Me: TOO INNOCENT, TOO CUTE
Thank you for the hug, Papy. ^^ Saaaaaaaaansssss, Chaaaaaaara, there's a creepy fan who wants to marry Papyyyyyyyy!
Chara: IMMA SHANK A BITCH
Sans: (megalovania intensifies)
Papy Fan #7: oshit •-• (nyoom)
Sans & Chara: GETBACKHEREBITCH
* One Red Megalovania later...
Papy Fan #7: (ded)
Sans & Chara: (fist-bump)
Papyrus: Thanks, guys!! :D And no problem, asker! I like hugs ^-^
Haha, I'm dying! Aww, Alter Sans, just leave the room if you don't like it.
AT!Sans: I can't, I'm the only responsible one in here!
AT!Tori: LET'S FUCK EVERYTHING UP!!!!
AT!Gaster: WOOOOOOOOOOOO
Nightshade: KILL EVERYTHING
AT!Sans: SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!
* They eventually calm down. Literally fucking everything is a mess.
AT!Sans: Brother, you're all scruffed up!!
AT!Pap: I regret absolutely NOTHING =w=
AT!Sans: Papyrus, you have scuffs all over your skull and you're covered in dust! Here, let me heal you. (puts his hands on AT!Pap's head and starts using green magic)
So... now they're kittenbros?
AT!Pap: (covers mouth, eyes sparkle) sooooo cuuuuuute ⭐️^⭐️
Papyrus: (crosses arms, tsundere face) Shut up, Alter -\\\\\\\\\\-
Sans: Grillbz will you stop petting me?!
Grillby: But you're so fluffy :3
Sans: (purring noise) ^^
Asriel: Skeletons are actually a bit like cats. They purr if you pet them, might hiss if they're mad, and it's a really bad idea to interrupt them if they're fighting.
AT!Azzy: (impressed by Asriel's knowledge)
Asriel: Hey, I impressed the sciencey version of me! :3
AT!Azzy: (chuckles a bit) Indeed you did!
Ooooooh can I have AT!Sans' pie?
nOT MADE OF AT!SANS, MADE BY AT!SANS.
TORIEL.
Me: I really love how this Flowey Pie thing has become an inside joke >w<
Toriel: I SAID I WAS SORRYYYYYY (laughs) ;w;
AT!Sans: (a bit confused) (smiles cheerfully) Of course you can, my child!
* He walks into the kitchen, then comes out a bit later with a fresh slice of pie and passes it to the Asker.
AT!Sans: Enjoy! ^-^
AT!Asgore: (in the background, running around and tugging Papyrus by the wrist) LET'S BLOW SOMETHING UP!!!
Papyrus: WOO!!!
AT!Tori: They seem to be getting along.
Sans: We should stop them, but...
AT!Tori: Nah.
*is sugar high* *kisses Papyrus* I wuv u ♥-♥
Papyrus: (blush goes from 0-100 in a matter of seconds) N-nyeh?! Uh... hehe... ^\\\\\\\^;
Chara: !!!
No problem. Just keep faith.
Chara: ... (looks down and walks away)
Frisk: ...Chara...?
(accepts high-five)
Sans: Yeah!! :D
Grillby: Calm down... owo;
Sans: NEVER!!!
*still sugar high* mai waifu! *holds Papyrus close to her* -w-
Papyrus: (smiles shyly and hugs Asker back)
Chara: ...💔... (runs away)
Papyrus: (doesn't notice her)
Frisk: Chara come back!!
Omg Alter Sans is cute, that was cute!
AT!Sans: (looks around) I really like him, he's super adorable and nice and funny and I'm not sure if he likes me back, oh god... (hides face again) >\\\\\\\\\\<
YES, GO TO COOL LEG, WEIRD CAT CREATURE
Temmie: (comes back with a graduate hat) YAYA! Tem graduated! Cool Leg easy!
Me: Boy, if it were that easy in real life I would definitely go to college.
oHMYGOD
puma.exe has crashed
reverting to base version #######.exe . . .
ahhhhhhhhhhh
so cuteeeeeeee
help imma crash agai--
##i###a.exe has crashed
censor failing . . .
Papyrus: oh sHiT WE CRASHED THE ASKER
Me: AW FUCK
Sans: REVIVE THEM SOMEHOW
Asriel: (dumps water on asker's head)
Papyrus: PRINCE WHY
Asriel: THIS USUALLY WORKS IN MY COMICS!
Awwww, is Gwillby being shyyyy
*fist bumps Papy back: HECK YEAH
Papyrus: (takes picture) New phone background~
Sans: Bro why -\\\\\\\\\\\\\\-
Grillby: (SHYNESS ATTACK INITIATE) *HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH* •\\\\\\\\\\\•
I know I'm supposed to be focused on the sugar high...but... I CAN'T STAND SANS AND GRILLBY, GAH, WHY MUST THEY SO CUTE TOGETHER
Asriel: I KNOW RIGHT
Alphys: SHIP IT
Sans: (smirks a bit)
* Sans pulls Grillby down to his level by his tie and kisses his cheek.
Grillby: (blushes, internal screaming)
Undyne: SHIP IT, I SHIP IT, I SHIP IT LIKE FEDEX
Papyrus: (being clung to by 4 fans) PLEASE HELP ME
(Golden Justice starts playing) You fans are about to say gold-bye. (gold bones destroy them)
Papy Fans: D: (ded)
Papyrus: Thank you! :3 Although I'm not sure if violence was the best course of action, I still appreciate the help, Danny! ^-^
Me: Leave more comments! :3
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