The Perfection of My Insanity

So fucking weird

Oh my fucking god

What the hell did I just see?

Holly shit!

What the hell!

Liam and Jade?!?!

Kissing and....

On the bed and....

Oh god, his, their hands were everywhere......

"Oh,shit" I hear Liam say and pulls back on his shirt.When in the hell did he get a six pack.When in the hell did they start fucking or dating or what ever the hell they're doing.

"Diamond" said Jay closing the door,"You OK"

"Not one fucking bit" I answer running my hands through my hair.I hear the door knob wiggle and seconds later Jade steps out adjudging her shirt...even though it's in side out.

We all sit there for a second before she finally speaks.

"I didn't want you to find out that way" Is all she says.She crosses her arm over her chest and leans against her bedroom door.

"You and me both.I think I'm going to need therapy" I joke.I shouldn't be mad at them and I'm not it's just Liam's all good choices and honorable protector and Jade's all who gives a fuck and it's illegal, looks like fun!

I can't help but feel like a child who just walk in one their parents doing it.

Ewwwwwwww!!!!!

Liam slides out of Jade's bedroom like a father now about to explain 'the bird and the bees'  to his daughter.I just hope my honorable protector is using protection.

He stands their awkwardly making sure to put a little distance between Jade and himself.

"Well, mister,I think you have a bit of explaining to do" said Jay shaking his finger at Liam.I almost forgot that has was standing next to me and the sight of his face makes my mouth react before my brain can stop it.

"You're one to talk" I spit out before covering me mouth with my hand.

"What is she talking abouts" Jade and Liam at the same time.Jade glares at Jay and I and I look away before her eyes kill me.

"Tell her" I say with my eyes glued to the floor not looking at anyone, but Jay knows I'm talking to him.

"Nope" he says pops his lips and I can imagine what they look like right now.Full and pink.

"Tell me what!" she yells and I can tell that her patience is growing thin.She grabs my arm and I grab the back of Jays shirt. Liam tries to walk away bit Jay pulls him in by his collar as we all file into Jade's room. Probably because he needs a witness to his soon to be murder.

Jade circles around and shuts the door now waiting for one of us to speak up.

"Well?" she says crossing her arms and tapping her foot like a mother wait for her children to fess up to who stole the cookies out of the cookie jar.

"Well in detention J-

"I kissed Diamond!" Jay shouts out cutting me off. Jade opens her mouth to gasp but nothing comes out.

"What the fuck,Jason!!!" She shout,"You're not supposed to do that!!!"

"I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to have boys up here but here we fucking are" Jay points at Liam.

"You're supposed to stop me" She shout even louder," You're my big brother, Jason you're supposed to yell at me when I have boys over and beat them up.You're supposed to protect me and love and not try to fuck my best friend in detention or laugh when you catch me making out with Liam on my bed.God damn it Jason!" she yells on the verge of tears. I can tell that Liam's uncomfortable right now and I can't blame him.