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LOVE-NAT EXPRESS: Special Chapter

AUTHOR'S NOTES: Ito pong Special Chapter na ito ay KATUWAAN lamang. Hahaha. Pasensya na, ganito talaga ka-adik ang inyong lingkod. This is one of the many products of my imaginative mind. Haha. Anyways, ENJOY!!! :)

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INTRIGUE is our life.

BALITA is our passion.

▌▌LOVE-NAT EXPRESS.▌▌

bringing you only the JUICIEST issues

FRESH FROM THE PRESS.

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— EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW w/ SEF MONTEVERDE —

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♫ sound effects ♫

*Welcome everyone in tonight's show. I am your LOVE-NAT EXPRESS host, Chiz Musa. To all the girls & gays out there, this is the moment I've been - ehem, I mean, we've all been waiting for... ang ma-solo ko si Sef!!! Ehem. Now, please all welcome... MIGUEL JOSEF UY MONTEVERDE.

"WWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAHHH ..." (Hiyawan ang mga fan girls & gays ni Sef na pinuno ang studio.)

*So, Mr. Monteverde, what's the longest you've ever gone without a bath or shower?

SEF: Huh? (napakunot agad ang noo)

*If you could go back in time 10 years and tell your younger self something, what would it be?

SEF: Ang gwapo mo dude!!! haha.

*Who is the most talented person you know?

SEF: Me. Myself & I.

*What do you think is your most attractive feature?

SEF: Everything about me is attractive.

"TAMAAAAAHH!! ..." (Hiyawan uli ang mga fan girls & gays ni Sef.)

*Who was the last person to make you cry?

SEF: (biglang naging SERYOSO yung muka) .......

*Would you kiss a total stranger?

SEF: (napangiti... meron kasi siyang naalala...) Yeah. Sure. Lalo na kung sa Eastwood. (winks)

*What is the best way to win someone's heart?

SEF: Gee. I don't know. I always win everyone's heart ng walang ka-effort effort!!!

*Anyway, balita namin you're dating a girl from Matute University of the Philippines? Is this true?

SEF: (inhales) Wow. Ang bilis naman kumalat ng balita. But... I'm not ---

*Anong pangalan niya? Sino siya? At san siya nakatira?

SEF: (napakamot sa ulo) Parang may balak kang ipa-hunting si Ellie aa?

*Ellie? So, that's her name...

SEF: Yeah. (smiles)

*Tell me, Mr. Monteverde... what made you take this girl on a date?

SEF: Let's just say, I'm bored. At hindi pa kami nagde-date. Sa next saturday pa.

*You're actually telling me that you are 100% serious about this... girl??

SEF: (Looks straight at the camera) Ano sa tingin niyo??

"HINDEEEEEEEEE ..." (sabay-sabay na sinigaw ng mga fan girls.)

"NNNEEEEVAAAHHH..." (sigaw ng mga fan gays)

*Can you clear this rumor then? Nalilito kasi kami.

SEF: It's simple. This girl -- Ellie -- is very, very crazy about me... ee para matapos na, I did her a favor... I have to take her out on a date in three consecutive saturdays para matigil na siya. You know how girls could be.

*AAh. That's good to hear. Last question Mr. Monteverde... ANO BA ANG HINAHANAP MO SA ISANG GIRL?

SEF: (smiles when a picture of a certain someone appears in his head) Ah. Someone funny. Makulit. Pasaway. Takot sa ipis. Naniniwala sa multo. Hindi marunong mag-swimming. Pumapasok sa Boy's CR. Maingay. Short hair. And definitely someone who knows how to play basketball. (winks at the camera)

"OMG... AKO YUN SEF!!! AKO YUN!!!" (May baklang biglang tumayo from the audience)

*Are you describing ELLIE just now???

SEF: Akala ko ba last question mo na yung kanina? (smiles)

*Err. Oo nga pala. Hehe. Magbigay ka na lang ng final message.

SEF: First of all, thank you sa LOVE-NAT EXPRESS for having me here. And THANK YOU, THANK YOU so much sa LAHAT ng sumusuporta ng LOVE-NAT, isang makulit na lovestory!!! MARAMING SALAMAT TALAGA, DAHIL KUNG HINDI SA INYO, I WON'T BE HERE. Oo nga pala, please don't miss yung magiging FIRST DATE namin ni ELLIE!!! Thanks everyone.

*Oh well...I think that's all for now folks. Thank you so much for your time Mr. Monteverde. Hope to see you soon.

*ZINGK* (Namatay yung TV)

"GRRRRRR..." umuusok na ang ilong ni Eleonor Malicsi Dimaculangan sa galit matapos mapanuod ang No. 1 talkshow ng bayan. Madiin niyang pinindot yung OFF button ng remote. "BUWISIT TALAGA KAHIT KELAN ANG LALAKING YUN!!! RRRRRR... HUMANDA SIYA KAPAG AKO NAMAN ANG ININTERVIEW!!!"

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