I was visiting my friends Matt and Mello after their business trip. I'd had a few vodkas and was bored. Matt was stuck into a game and Mello was stuck into his work, as usual.
"Uh hello, I'd like some attention please." I announced.
Matt didn't even look up from his game and Mello just waved at me.
"You fabulous pair of boring fuckers." I said as I stood up on their coffee table.
"Go home Y/N, you're drunk." Matt finally realised I was there.
"No! I want to play the pocky game. Get me some pocky." I demanded.
"We don't have any. Now get off my coffee table." Matt frowned at me.
"I'll get off when I want to get off, thank you very much."
"Calm down you horndog." He laughed.
"Aren't you guys just back from Japan? You couldn't even find pocky there, never mind Kira."
"We got a tonne of pocky actually, but it was chocolate flavour so someone ate it all."
"There's the real mystery. Who could it possibly have been?" I asked dramatically.
"I'm going to my room to play in peace."
"Bye, have fun playing with yourself!"
He gave me the finger as he left but I heard him laugh.
I sat down on the coffee table across from Mello.
"I'm playing the pocky game whether you like it or not, Marshmello. Give me your chocolate."
I grabbed his chocolate and he let out a high pitched squeal. I almost fell off the table.
"Oh my god, how do I make it stop?!"
I pulled the rest of the wrapper off and stuck the chocolate back in his mouth, then bit into the other end.
I swear to god (of the old and new worlds) his mouth grew and savaged the whole bar.
"What the hell, Mello? You're like Jaws!"
He grinned at me, his mouth still full of chocolate.
"Fuck this, it tasted nice, I want more."
I leaned forward and placed my lips on his, then stuck my tongue in to steal some more lovely chocolate. He pulled me off the table and onto his lap and we made out until Matt came back.
"Wow, that escalated quickly!"
Mello broke the kiss and shouted.
"Matt, she's tongue raping me!"
"You didn't look like you were objecting. If you two wanted some privacy to get it on, you'd only to say so."
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Hot Mello (Book 1)
FanfictionI don't know, just hot and/or weird Mello (Death Note) stories/imagines/whatever. Mello x reader, unless otherwise stated. (By reader I mean me, because I love Mello) Ps. They're probably all ooc and most of them aren't meant to be taken seriously.