Hot Mello (Book 1)

Challenge (1)

NSFW

I woke up with a headache and groaned. I didn't know or care where the fuck I was. I just needed to go back asleep, preferably forever.

"Y/N, why are you on my floor?" I heard a familiar voice ask.

"Ugh, what?" I looked up and saw a blonde head looking down at me from a bed.

"Mello, go away." I pulled the blanket up over my head.

"Wait Y/N, did we have sex?"

I pulled the blanket straight back down.

"Ugh no, there's no way I had sex with you."

"Well you don't have to sound so offended. Why is there a used condom here then?"

I sat up. "What?!"

"Haha, just joking."

"Oh, thank God." I lay back down, relieved.

"What's so bad about having sex with me?" He asked.

"Mello can you shut up, my head hurts. There's everything wrong with having sex with you. That will never happen. Never."

"Hmm, is that a challenge?"

"NO!" God, why on earth did I pick the most annoying friend in the world.

"Well I think it is. Though not right now, I need to vomit." He jumped out of the bed and ran out.

"Ewwww." I said as I hid under the blanket again.

I heard him come back a few minutes later.

"I feel much better now." He announced, not that I cared.

I sat up again as I realised something.

"Did you just vomit at the thought of having sex with me, you bastard?" I gave him the best death glare I could manage while so hungover.

"No, that was the drink. Nothing to do with you, my lovely."

"Eww. Though you're lucky because that would only make your stupid challenge harder."

I saw him look down at himself as he climbed back into bed.

"You've literally made it harder already. We could go for it right now."

"Fuck this, I'm sleeping on the couch." I grabbed the blanket and pillow as I got up. "Pervert!" I shouted as I left his room, then rolled my eyes as I heard him laugh.