Hot Mello (Book 1)

Sexy Mafia Asshole

[I'm definitely improving with my titles] 👍👍😂😂

[AN - Y'all are killing it with your comments, I can't keep up, love you all! Throwing a few ideas together into one fic here, just to get them out of my head, be gone thoughts of Mello!]

Rod had managed to get me alone again and question me on whether I fancied any of the mafia guys.

"Are you a lesbian then?"

I didn't even bother answer, like it was any of his damn business.

"That explains it," He concluded.

"Yes, I must be a lesbian if I don't like any of the douchebags here. I think the real question is why you're asking me this shit every day. You're already dating whatshername over there, so you better not be hitting on me because I'll go right over and tell her."

"Oh no, no, it's not that, I was just being friendly," He insisted and hurried back over to her.

"Yeah right, fucking douchebag," I muttered.

I'd been here a week or two, and I hated the place already. They were all dickheads and bitches, of course I was a bitch too or I wouldn't be here.

Predicably, I did like someone, the biggest fucking sexiest asshole of them all. He was driving me crazy. I was in such a mood now that I picked up the nearest thing to me and flung it across the room. Without even looking, I managed to hit blondie, of course because it helps the plot right? Wait what, oh fuck...

Guess who was walking straight towards me? Three, two, one... time's up! The correct answer: That sexy fucker who goes by the monoym Mello. Naturally I was dying to laugh so I smiled as he approached me, because I couldn't stay serious.

He picked up a notebook from the table beside me, wrote in it, ripped the page out and handed it to me.

"I want you to go to the SPK office at this address and seduce Near."

Well, that wiped the smile off my face.

"You what?"

"You heard me. Seduce him and then find out this information," He wrote something else down and handed it to me.

"Why me?"

"You're most likely his type. You look young, you're cute, and when you're not being a smartass bitch you're actually quite sweet."

I just stared at him. But...but MELLO was MY type!

"Go on then. Oh here, stop and buy him a toy on the way, that will get you in with him," He handed me a twenty.

I took it and he practically pushed me out the front door of the building.

I hate this fucking job...

I found a toy store on the way but I had no idea what to buy for an eighteen year boy child, so I just grabbed a cheap puzzle so I could buy myself a pint with the change.

I arrived at the office and was let straight in. Near sat in the middle of an office floor, surrounded by toys. He at least had the manners to get up and sit on a chair across from me. I doubted Mello would have shifted his ass for anyone.

"So uh, shit. I don't know how to do this. Bollix!"

He didn't seem phased, just sat silently twirling his hair.

"I'm just gonna say it, Mello sent me here to seduce you."

He looked alarmed at that.

"I would really rather you did not. I mean no offense, but I think I am asexual."