Hot Mello (Book 1)

Day After Valentines

[Warning - A lot of cursing because mornings are evil]

Mello woke me up before 9am. He was dressed and ready to go out. I groaned, turned over and put the pillow over my head.

"Y/N, GET UP!" He yelled.

"MELLO, FUCK OFF!" I yelled back.

"GET THE FUCK UP!" He pulled the pillow off me. "Do you know what day it is? It's half price chocolate day!"

"Seriously Mello? That's what this is about? Fuck you and your fucking chocolate, I'm going back asleep."

"No you're not. You love chocolate as much as I do."

"Why can't you go by yourself?" I asked.

"I need you to help me carry it all."

He reached for the duvet.

"Don't you dare!" I tried to hold on but I was too late, he pulled it off me then grabbed my legs to pull me out of the bed too. I tried to kick him but he was too strong.

"Mihael Keehl, I hate you!" I shrieked.

"You love me," He corrected, and kissed me. "Now hurry up, lazy, before we miss out."

"Then you shouldn't have made me have sex for hours last night," I grumbled as I searched for something to wear.

"I didn't 'make you' do anything. You loved it, wenchy," He threw the pillow at my head.

"Wenchy?" I laughed. "You're nuts."

"Come on!" He demanded.

"Ok Mello. Are you on your period again or something?"

"What the...?"

I threw the pillow back at him and got ready.

*Timeskip*

We bought a load of chocolate and took a walk in the park. We sat on a bench and he started eating the chocolate straight away. I watched him fondly, I loved seeing a happy Mello.

"Did you bring me here so you can eat that lot and then buy more, you greedy fuck?"

"I need the chocolate energy after last night," He replied.

"Bullshit, you pervert."

He grinned and continued nom-ing the chocolate. I kicked him.

"I love you."

"Yeah yeah," He said through a mouth of chocolate.

I reached out and ran my hand through his hair.

"Seriously though, Mells, you know I love you right? Like I couldn't be without you."

He took my hand in his and nodded.

"I know. And I'm glad. I feel the same."

I started to get teary so I grabbed some chocolate.

"This is good. We should go home and have more cocktails."

"You drank them all, drunkard."

"I was thirsty."

"Yes I know," He gave me a pervy wink.

"Oh my God, you are incorrigible."

"You can just call me Mello, no need to call me God."

I almost fell off the bench laughing.

"Don't ever leave me, Mello."

"I won't."

[Author-chan has chocolate, cocktails and anime magazines for this evening!]