Hot Mello (Book 1)

Sausage (2)

NSFW

[I changed the title of the first part to make it more appropriate]

So Mello and I were on our first date, after he almost made me makkachoke to death. He brought me to his apartment because there was a movie he wanted to watch on netflix. We sat on his couch with about a tonne of chocolate. He found the movie, dimmed the lights and pressed play.

It was some netflix original I'd never heard of, called Death Note.

*spoilers ahead*

"That sounds just great after a whole day in work planning murders." I said with obvious sarcasm.

"Shush, it's starting."

I honestly tried to give the movie a chance and enjoy it, but all I wanted was for someone to write my name in the notebook so I could stop watching it.

Then the god of death, or "eight foot tall demon looking motherfucker" appeared. He looked cool but it was Light Turner's reaction that almost granted my wish and killed me dead.

He screamed like a girl, or a goat, or I don't even know. I almost died laughing, to the point that Mello had to pause it to check I was ok. I finally calmed down but kept thinking of it and laughing again.

The movie continued on (unfortunately) and I was bored as fuck.

"Mello, what is this crap?"

He shushed me again and I was left trying to think of something I could do instead without offending him. It didn't take long to come up with my genius plan. I cleared my throat and nudged him.

"Hey Mello, why did you wanna know if I eat dick?"

"Uh..."

I moved closer and put my hand on his leather clad leg.

"I'm hungry now." I moved my hand up his leg and even in the dark I could see him blush. I leaned in to kiss his cheek. "Can I?"

He nodded eagerly and I smiled as I knelt before him...

*Timeskip*

He hugged and kissed me when I came back up to sit beside him.

"You're amazing."

"You too, Mello." I patted his leg. "So what did I miss in the movie?"

"I've no idea, I was enjoying you too much. They're on a ferris wheel now though."

"Yeah I can see that, thanks."

We watched as idiot Turner fought with Mia until she fell off the big wheel.

"Whaaaaaa?!" Mello yelled.

"Oh come ON!" I yelled.

He switched the lights back on and we just sat there like what the fuck was that crap.

"I kind of liked that evil Mia though." I said.

"You can't side with evil, that's wrong."

"Oh shut up Mello, you're in the fucking mafia."

"No you shut up. Now come sit on my lap and make out with me."

[A/N - That's all I even remember from that abomination] #LightTurnerisapussy 😂😂😂