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[A/N - These imagines are getting worse and more stupid, I swear to god of the new world]
I was having another fight with my stubborn ass boyfriend Mello. It started over something stupid and escalated into a screaming match.
"Go fuck yourself!" I yelled.
"Fuck you!" He yelled back.
"Eww no thanks, I'm not interested in your scrawny little excuse for a dick."
His face fell and he turned away from me.
"Shit, Mello, I didn't mean it."
I went over and put my arms around him from behind.
"I was just being a bitch."
I kissed his hair and he took my hands in his but stayed silent.
"Mellooooo....you know I didn't mean it."
"No I don't know. Maybe my dick is so small I should have just been a girl."
"No, it's definitely not small and you're all man."
I turned him around and pushed him down on the couch, then straddled him.
"It's so big, and I'm definitely interested in it." I whispered in his ear.
"How interested?"
"Very fucking interested." I purred as my hand moved down to touch it through his leather pants. He gave a small moan as he nuzzled my neck.
"Want me to show exactly how interested?"
He nodded, smiling as I began to undo his pant laces.
(I wasn't sure if he was genuinely upset or just pretending to get his way, nor did I care)
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Hot Mello (Book 1)
FanfictionI don't know, just hot and/or weird Mello (Death Note) stories/imagines/whatever. Mello x reader, unless otherwise stated. (By reader I mean me, because I love Mello) Ps. They're probably all ooc and most of them aren't meant to be taken seriously.