Hot Mello (Book 1)

A Different Plot

[Kind of. Not really]

[For NekoMakesFanfic]

It was my first day at the mafia and I'd gone home with the hot boss for some hot sex (neveeeeer! Omg 😱😂)

He lay his head on my chest. "I think I love you already." He purred. (he's a cat now?)

I pushed him off me. "Yeah whatever, I'm going home now."

I got out of his bed and started to get dressed. He sat up, pouted and started whining.

"Aww why? You can stay over."

"No thanks."

"But I want to talk and get to know you."

"Mello, you're hot and the sex was good. But I really do NOT want to listen to you talking all night."

"I'll make you breakfast."

"No you won't because I won't be here. Goodbye."

*Timeskip to the next day*

I tried to work but Mello kept staring at me. I ignore it at first but he followed me everywhere I went. It was really annoying so I finally said something.

"Could you stop fucking stalking me please?"

"No."

"What do you mean no?"

"I mean no. I'm never going to let you out of my sight. Someone might hit on you."

"Well I can't help it if everyone who sees me falls in love with me."

"But I can make sure no one gets near you."

"So what are you gonna do, hold me hostage?"

"If I have to." He pulled his gun out (from his pants!) and pointed it at me. I looked around and realised that he had me alone.

"You can't do that."

"Yes I can." He held the gun at my head now. "I can do whatever I want. And I want you."

[I can't be bothered writing anymore, it was a joke anyway for NekoMakesFanfic an attempt to write something different, that failed because I don't care enough. And because yes, stalking is funny... Obviously not, we're just weird fangirls]