Hot Mello (Book 1)

The List (2)

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*Mello pov*

Fuck this girl. Well I wanted to fuck her, and I love a challenge. I could easily beat Matt and Near when it came to breaking rules.

"Hey dickheads." I called, walking back over to them. "Here's a list of shit I'm going to do so I can get that beautiful girl we saw this morning."

Near paused some dumb card trick he'd been showing Matt.

"Why do you get her?" He asked.

Matt grabbed the list out of my hand. "Piss off Keehl, she's mine. I can do this shit first."

"You're on, Jeevas. Winner gets the girl."

Near raised his hand. "I would quite like to date the girl too."

"As if." I laughed.

"No Mello, let's make this fair. Give Near a chance. Unless you're afraid he'll beat you at this too." Matt interrupted.

"Fine, but you losers haven't a hope in hell." I said as I grabbed the list back and looked at it.

The List
Smoking
Setting fire
Alcohol
Drugs
Porn
Teacher abuse
Sex

"Piece of cake." I said.

Matt immediately took out a cigarette and lit it.

"Give me one." I demanded but he shook his head. I tackled him to the ground, put my hand in his pocket and felt around.

"Get off me, you pervert!" He shouted.

"Near feels rather uncomfortable." Near commented.

"Shut up, Near." I said as I got hold of Matt's smokes and stood back up.

I lit one and took a drag, filming myself on my phone. Then I walked over to my locker and threw the cigarette onto a pile of books that the last person had left in there.

"Woo hoo!" I shouted as the locker went up in flames. Matt started laughing, while Near looked panicked. I took a small bottle of vodka out of my bag and went to pour it over it.

"Mello, I think that might make it worse." Near warned me.

"Oh yeah, and I wouldn't want to waste a good drink." I chugged some of it down, still filming.

Near had gone to get a teacher about the fire. I checked the list again as he came back with the teacher from the assembly.

"Who is responsible for this?" She asked.

I grabbed a half melted football from the locker and threw it at her head.

"This place is fucking rubbish, I'm just trying to liven things up."

"How dare you, what's your name, young man?" She fumed at me.

"That fire isn't putting itself out." I reminded her, then walked off laughing.