Girl 1: yo where you at gurrrl? So fuckn' hammered. Come to Briatneys. We gin get white girl wasteddd.
Girl 2: hi there, random intoxicated person. While I would love to abandon my sobriety in the manner of a Caucasian female, as you so eloquently suggested, I am unable to do so. I have a woefully boring engagement, known to many as a "job", that starts promptly at 8 tomorrow. Therefore, I must decline your invitation.
Girl 2: Nevertheless, I wish you all the best. Please extend my sincerest regrets to "Briatney."
Girl 1: da fuk ? Lol u drunk already?
Girl 2: Alright... let's try this again. OMG GIRL U GOT DA WRONG NUMBER KAAAY?
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RandomRanked #5 #dirtyjokes In case you're feeling down.. HERES YOURE SOLUTION😂😂😂😂😂😂 some of these are from the Internet. And I'm taking credit for the ones who made them first ❤️
