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Mom: Did you oops In the sink
I mean did you poop on your shrink
On the shower
Why won't my phone write what I tell it to
Did you poop on your shrink?
S H O W E R

Me: No mom, I didn't poop in the shower, sink or on my shrink. You're starting to sound like Dr. Suess

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