Dentures

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Just imagine that you walk onto a dance floor and see a woman.
You ask the woman her name and she scoffs and says "you should know me." She flips her hair back and smiles crookedly. Her teeth fall out and onto the floor and when she picks it up her extensions get slung off her head by a drunk bald guy with glasses who says "It's not you... it's.. my dentures."

You probably thought that was out of nowhere and wondering where the hell the insult went but I'm gonna go ahead and tell you that the woman was yo granny and the drunk guy was yo grandpa.

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