Randy

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Randy: hi, this is randy. I saw your penis on Craigslist. Is it still available?
If so, I would like to come take it for a test drive tonight sometime.

Person: hi, this is randy. I'm selling a Prius. Is that what you meant?

Randy: YES!!!! Apologies stranger.

Person: well it's Craigslist! You never know.

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