Darth Vader

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Son: hey someone changed all the names in my contacts and I'm trying to remember who is who.

Darth Vader: what's my contact name?

Son: Darth Vader, but who is this?

Darth Vader: Luke... I am your father...

Son: haha funny. But really who is this?

Darth Vader: your father. This is really your father.

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