Mom: how was your day?
Son: it was great!
Mom: good because when you get home I wanna see that 8=====D
Son: WTF MOM?! I'm not gonna show you my dick!!!!!!
Mom: I don't know what you mean. 8=====D is an alien smiley face right?
Son: no, no it's not ,mom.
Mom: well I saw it in some of your brother's texts to his girlfriend and when I asked he said it was an alien smiley face. Wait, so 8=====D- (()) isn't an alien getting in a ship?
Son: Oh my god. NO MOM. Just stop you're making it worse...
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RandomRanked #5 #dirtyjokes In case you're feeling down.. HERES YOURE SOLUTION😂😂😂😂😂😂 some of these are from the Internet. And I'm taking credit for the ones who made them first ❤️
