Bf: Hey baby girl, sorry I've been so busy.
Me: There's 10,080 minutes in a week and ya couldn't use one to text me?!
Bf: I haven't had my phone love.
Me: Your Facebook status was updated in that same week, day, hour, and minute.
Bf: Fuck
Me: You
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