Bf: are you ready? 😑
Gf: doing my makeup hold on
Bf: you don't need makeup darling
Gf: awww how swee—
Bf: —you need plastic surgery 🙃
Gf: that's it.. we're through
Bf: What did I say?
Gf: YOU SAID I NEEDED PLASTIC SURGERY YOU BITCH
Bf: ohhhhh. Sowy. Autocorrect hates me. I meant to say that you need.. um.. my love
Gf: I love you
Bf: That's right bitch, love me like you do
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RandomRanked #5 #dirtyjokes In case you're feeling down.. HERES YOURE SOLUTION😂😂😂😂😂😂 some of these are from the Internet. And I'm taking credit for the ones who made them first ❤️
