Me: So what are you doing this summer?
Best friend: I'm going to Texas for a month then Hawaii got 4 days then I'm going to Georgia for 8 days then I'm going to the mountains for a week then I'm going to stay the rest of my summer at a camp in north Mississippi
Me: Wow. And I'm just sitting here lonely. Wondering why my parents aren't fun.
Best friend: Well It runs in your family. You're never fun.
Me: Bitch why you lying
Best friend: I don't lie. I state facts bruh.
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