I was walking in Walmart one day looking for shampoo for myself. A "certain" type of shampoo. I brought my husband along with me so he could do something useful for once. I go to pick up the one I want and he says "that will give you rabies." I look at him stupid and throw it in the cart just in case and searched for another. I picked up what I wanted and he says, "that will give you aids." I did the same thing and threw that one in the cart. The next shampoo I picked up, "That will give you lice." ,he complains. The next one, "it will give you mites." The other, "It will poison you." I picked up the last bottle of shampoo on the shelf out of all that I've found and he says, "I like it. Can I have it?" "I thought it was for me." "No, I gave you all those shampoo bottles you just threw In the cart." I cross my arms and glare at him. "Well, you always say I never do anything useful of myself. There you go, I bought you the whole store." ,he adds.
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