Things I know about you

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1. You are reading this
2. You are human
3. You can't breathe with your tongue out
4. You just attempted it
6. You are laughing at yourself and you skipped number 5
7. You just checked to see if there was a number 5
8. You are laughing and feeling stupid for falling for this joke

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