Me: I wish Pickles weren't so cylinder and hard.
Girl: why?
Me: so I can actually eat the whole damn thing without feeling like a professional porn star. Every time I eat it it's like... a pickle deepthroat
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RandomRanked #5 #dirtyjokes In case you're feeling down.. HERES YOURE SOLUTION😂😂😂😂😂😂 some of these are from the Internet. And I'm taking credit for the ones who made them first ❤️
