Friend one: So... how was your day?
Friend two: it was good except for last night.
Friend one: why? What happened?
Friend two: well, I had a question about my homework and so I decided to ask my mom. I walked in front of the door and I could hear strange noises.
Friend one: what did it sound like?
Friend two: well, let's just say that it sounded like a dying banshee on marijuana except I heard voices too. One yelled, "Stick it in the plug in!" "I can't find the hole it's dark in here!" "You're not deep enough! Go further!" Then I heard a thump and a tumble "Wrong whole you dumbass!"
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RandomRanked #5 #dirtyjokes In case you're feeling down.. HERES YOURE SOLUTION😂😂😂😂😂😂 some of these are from the Internet. And I'm taking credit for the ones who made them first ❤️
