Son: can you pick me up?
Dad: why? What happened?
Son: The teacher pointed a ruler at me and said "at the end of this ruler is an idiot" so I asked "which end?" Then I got suspended :/
Dad: HAHAHAHAHA YOU ARE AWESOME that you're not even grounded. :)
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RandomRanked #5 #dirtyjokes In case you're feeling down.. HERES YOURE SOLUTION😂😂😂😂😂😂 some of these are from the Internet. And I'm taking credit for the ones who made them first ❤️
