Boy 1: Dude, you realize how drunk you were last night?
Boy 2: I didn't drink that much.
Boy 1: you took out a kitchen knife and made me throw fruit at you yelling "I am the fruit ninja!"
Boy 2: was I a good ninja-
Boy 1: no. you were terrible...
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RandomRanked #5 #dirtyjokes In case you're feeling down.. HERES YOURE SOLUTION😂😂😂😂😂😂 some of these are from the Internet. And I'm taking credit for the ones who made them first ❤️
