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3 drunk guys entered a taxi. The taxi driver knew they were drunk so he started the engine and turned it off. Then said, "We have reached your destination." The first guy gave him money and the second guy said, "thank you." The third guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked thinking that the third drunk knew what he did. He asked "what was that for?" The third guy replied "CONTROL YOUR SPEED NEXT, TIME YOU NEARLY KILLED US!"

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