On...VIBRATE

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Me: I hope I get that job. You sent me that text and I had my phone in my vagina. You made it feel funny

Jeffrey: u had your phone in your vagina?!!
Vibrator???!!!
😏

Me: yes, on vibrate.

Jeffrey: let me send you more texts hahaha
😏

Me: Jeffrey.. stay. Away. From my vagina.

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