A married man and another woman were having an affair. One night the woman told him she was pregnant. He told her that she would have to go off and have the baby. He would pay for child support until the child was 18. He told her that she should write him a letter to tell him when the baby was born. The code name would be spaghetti. The woman went off and had the baby. A few months later the letter came. Honey his wife said you got a strange letter in the mail. Give it to me now and I'll explain it later. It read spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti two with meatballs one without.
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