Me: U call'n me uh liar??!
Boy: yeah... got a problem with that?!
Me: yeah!! I don't lie!! well only once..
Boy: ...
Me: I lied to my mom when I said I didn't pee in the bird bath. She told me that I can be whatever I wanted to be and... apparently... thought I was a bird.
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CasualeRanked #5 #dirtyjokes In case you're feeling down.. HERES YOURE SOLUTION😂😂😂😂😂😂 some of these are from the Internet. And I'm taking credit for the ones who made them first ❤️
