Dad: Bad hair day princess?
Son: bad face day asshole?
Dad: I should have worn a condom 9 months prior to your birthday.
Son: I can't wait to put you in a nursing home
Dad: well you are grounded till then
Son: A little old for that don't you think?
Dad: not if you're still a Virgin boi
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RandomRanked #5 #dirtyjokes In case you're feeling down.. HERES YOURE SOLUTION😂😂😂😂😂😂 some of these are from the Internet. And I'm taking credit for the ones who made them first ❤️
