Dad: RETARD!!! You're mother and I never wanted to have you!!!! You bitch!!!
Me: are you drunk dad?
Dad: not at all accusing little bastard!
Me: then why are you so mad?
Dad: your dumbass drank the last Diet Pepsi in the fridge, so I had to drink your mothers iced tea and it tasted like shit!!!
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