Mom: do you know your biology grade?
Daughter: No. but I nailed the teacher. It better be an A or else I'll be pissed.
Mom: OMG you are sleeping with your teacher?!! That's nasty.
Daughter: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OMG I meant emailed him not nailed him.
Mom: thank god because he is so ugly. He looks like a baby gremlin on crack. And when he IS on crack, he drives down the neighborhood in a go cart and yells at people in a french accent down the streets "Its a Me.. MARIO!"
Daughter: ...
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AléatoireRanked #5 #dirtyjokes In case you're feeling down.. HERES YOURE SOLUTION😂😂😂😂😂😂 some of these are from the Internet. And I'm taking credit for the ones who made them first ❤️
