Halloween

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Jessica: I'm over the whole Halloween thing too. It's like, I can just go buy my own candy now.
Ben: I know right? If I want some Swedish vag I would just go to Walmart.
Jessica: Your Walmart sells vagina?!!!!!!! Well that's handy in a pinch.
Ben: oh shit!!! Swedish fish! Don't judge me. Hahahahaha

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