Dad: how's practice going?
Me: terrible, I want to stab everyone here.
Dad: ok just don't get any blood on your clothes.
Me: you're a police officer you shouldn't be condoning this
Dad: don't tell me how to live my life
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RandomRanked #5 #dirtyjokes In case you're feeling down.. HERES YOURE SOLUTION😂😂😂😂😂😂 some of these are from the Internet. And I'm taking credit for the ones who made them first ❤️
