Dad: I heard mom got stung by a few bees. Is she ok?? Hospital??
Me: she's ok now. No hospital. She had to take a deep penis.
Dad: uh... what???
Me: I had to inject her with an EPIC PENIS.
Oh for Christ's sake..
EPI PEN
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