"Dude, I wasn't drunk!"
"Oh yes you were. We were at a parking lot and you grabbed a shopping trolley."
"So?"
"And ran into a wall yelling "the gateway to 9 3/4 is sealed!"
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Harry Potter
"Dude, I wasn't drunk!"
"Oh yes you were. We were at a parking lot and you grabbed a shopping trolley."
"So?"
"And ran into a wall yelling "the gateway to 9 3/4 is sealed!"