Girl 2: Were you born on a highway because I heard that's where most accidents happen.
Girl 1: Oh come on! You can do better than that!
Girl 2: Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me beautiful but what happened to you?
Girl 1: If I wanted a bitch, I would've bought myself a dog. I bet you don't have anymore to say haha!!
Girl 2: The plain existence of you creates an insane asylum in my sub cranium. Followed by an uncontrollable bow syndrome, lack of energy, and a treacherous feeling of nausea, vomiting, or that fuzzy feeling you get when you think you're sick but you're actually not.
Girl 1: did you just make words up to make them sound more smart?
Girl 2: Photosynthesis...
Girl 1: I take that as a yes....
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RandomRanked #5 #dirtyjokes In case you're feeling down.. HERES YOURE SOLUTION😂😂😂😂😂😂 some of these are from the Internet. And I'm taking credit for the ones who made them first ❤️
