Son: hey dad, remember when I killed that butterfly and you said no butter for a week?
Dad: yeah?
Son: and when I killed that honey bee you said no more honey?
Dad: That was a month ago ,son. What's your point?
Son: well, mom just killed a cockroach.. should I break it to her?
Dad: ...
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