(Commercial) tv: Are you gaining weight? Do you have flabby arms and legs and can't seem to do anything?
Me: *Turns around to face the tv* yes, how do you know that? Are you a spy?
(Commercial) tv: No, we do not give out any personal information.
Me: Then don't call me fat, bitch.
(Commercial) tv: Do not doubt this offer. I'm giving free...
Me: I'll take it.
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