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There were three pastors sitting in a boat. They had just got off an island from their vacation. The first pastor said that he forgot his cooler on the island. He got out of the boat and walked to the island. The third pastor saw him walking on the water and said, "Wow he must be really right with God." The second pastor said he forgot his drink on the island. He got out and started walking on water. The third pastor said, "Wow he must be really right with God." He remembered that he had left his phone on the island. He got out of the boat and fell in the water. On the island the other pastors saw him fall. The first pastor asked the other, "Do you think we should have told him about the rocks?"

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